Frequently Asked Questions

The Guru of Nuru

I am a Certified Massage Therapist with a background in teaching and healing through Yoga, Ayurveda, Thai Medical Massage, Nursing, biohacking and am a certified Loveology Coach.

I am an author under the pen name Loveologist.

A mature experienced woman with a wealth of health knowledge and intimate insight.

All sessions are created with a loving genuine empathic heart to fulfill your needs within the scope of Tantra, to cultivating sexual wellbeing. Micro Journeys available.

MEASUREMENTS

Height - 5’2”

Weight - 120lbs

Dress - 6US

Shoe - 7.5US

Bust - 34DDD

Waist - 26”

Hips - 35”

APPEARANCE

I have been a fitness fanatic my whole life and in recent years a heavy advocate for fasting, longevity enthusiast and hard-core biohacking.

While I am a mature woman, the above has allowed my body to maintain a staggering youth.

I am fitter and far more flexible than ever before.

I am quite small/petite, with a thin yet voluptuous. and muscular tiny frame.

My photos are real, and a true representation of how I look in person.

However I wish to note that I do have a medium size tattoo on my ankle that I often remove in my photos for privacy.

I do photo shoots regularly so that my images always stay up to date,

Since we will be spending time together - this gives you a better idea of what I stand for:

-Nature is life.

-Science is real.

-Everyone should have equal opportunity and equal rights.

-Reproductive care is health care - a woman’s rights should never be in question.

-Empathy and Love is always the answer.

-I vote with my voice, my dollars and my choices.

I wrote Sensual Arts for Beginners: Introduction to Nuru Massage for couples (and individuals) to obtain the skills to live a life of love.

Conscience loving and mindful relationships can cultivate a happy life and emotional wellbeing.

Art of Nuru reveals that a couple can turn to each other to overcome relationship isolation,

prevent the loss of intimacy and the deterioration of an active-healthy sex life.

SENSUAL ARTS FOR BEGINNERS: INTRODUCTION TO NURU MASSAGE - Loveologist

I offer incall in my home in Las Vegas, a 15 minute drive from the strip. The space provides a Nuru room and is an intimate sanctuary. I offer time and space in my own home and my real life.

When we meet you will enjoy a quick shower before our time together so that we may enjoy all areas of one another. Shower as if you are going into surgery before you arrive. I will have done the same.

I have zero tolerance for poor hygiene!

You will also shower after our appointment ;

Please note:

I am an avid conservationist both personally and professionally.

As the water concern deepens across our nation, I request extra mindfulness of water consumption.

One appointment requires 4 showers (2 for you and 2 for me) in my space, in addition to the washing of sheets and towels.

I appreciate you being mindful of the impact our time together has on the local environment as this is VERY attractive to me.

Your discretion is incredibly important to me. Likewise I ask that mine be important to you as well.

You will be coming to my home, where I live.

I live in a lovely and discrete area, however I do wish to maintain my anonymity (as well as yours) in providing these wonderful therapies.

Always practice your best Ninja skills when visiting me!

I am PROUDLY a mature provider and prefer to see those closer to my own age. I feel this helps us communicate and connect on a deeper level.

Please be 40 or older!

However, if you have a “thing” for the sexy mature vixen. Then, I would love to see you!

I prefer see those who are the age of 35+

I am not a paranoid provider.

However I do require a simple verification for both our safety and security and really appreciate your understanding.

Please provide one (extra points for two) of the following:

-Two emails of providers with verifiable websites that have agreed to provide you a reference.

-A direct link to your LinkedIn profile.

-Work website that clearly lists you as an employee.

-Selfie holding your clearly visible Photo ID.

Please note that provider email address (I do not make phone calls), ad links without additional requested info, PD handle or reviews are not accepted forms of screening.

I promise to treat you, as well as our time together, with the utmost discretion.

Please do the same for me.

COUPLES:

Both parties need to be screened and on board with the appointment ahead of time.

Please no surprises for your partner for our visit.

All communication will be done through email. I do not offer phone calls or texting.

REFERENCE REQUESTS

I do not offer references to agencies! Please see this documentary to understand why.

I only offer references to verifiable, independent providers who work for themselves, and have their own websites.

Thank you!!

I am a low volume provider, with a strong dedication to self care and a rigorous fitness regimen, so that I can offer you the highest quality experience every time.

I prefer as much notice as possible in order to best prepare for our time together. Same day requests are challenging for me and rarely offered.

I will always try to accommodate when I can, but planning makes for the best encounters. I always want to look and feel my best when you visit me.

I’m most frequently in my inbox in the early morning after my workout routine, so don’t fret if you don’t hear from me as quickly later in the day.

I lead a full life as mentioned, but your correspondence is important to me!

I accept payment through Cash, PayPal (invoice sent from another business I own, for both our discretion), or Cash App (as a bitcoin option). I also accept Digital Amazon cards for the entire donation.

Specific instructions for Paypal and Bitcoin will be provided day of ;)

There is nothing like relationships built over time!

When ready to come see me again, please simply reply to the previous email exchange we shared (or the email found in my ads) vs filling out another form.

This will make things quick and easy for both of us to slip you into my calendar!

Hour sessions are available to returing clients when time allows.

While gifts are never expected they are always appreciated.

Please do NOT bring me flowers.

This is my home and I do not wish to draw attention with suitors carrying flowers.

My favorite goodies are: fresh fruit, raw organic almonds, etc.